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The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Pack Storage 89ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,126 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 173,554 cards, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

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